Chef Deusrexmachina

Okay. Cook me something. Per favore?

[Deusrexmachina]

Awwwww, hehehehe! You've surprised me! Well, er, Meredith, I'm afraid I'm a little sleepy right now, conked off for a little while just now, oops!

Will try to do something, ok? In the meantime, did you see my previous post I've started a month ago (some posts down here!)? There are some pics too!

Goodnight everyone, and sweet dreams!

Buona notte, ragazzo!

Originally posted by Niquie
I'm gonna cook Mere a big ol' batch of peas and corn!

And a saddle of beef on the side!

Members, Niquie has been getting back at me all day for our tiff in the guest book!

Originally posted by Niquie
We did NOT have a tiff! That was NO tiff, young lady!!!

When I "TIFF" you, you will damned well know it.

My buns are being prodded and poked by Niq's trident like I'm a piece of lamb being skewered by one of those kebab sticks. Tis okay. Not only is Gromit nibbling at Niquie's nalgas, but Marvin is singing a heartwrenching song to her about how she's hurt me so bad.

Originally posted by Niquie
Dejele, Gromit! Aye, mis nalgas!

I love giving you a hard time....so, you can either put up with it or find another forum. Cuz I ain't gonna stop! SMOOCH!

She's giving me an ultimatum, folks. Pass the Kleenex, please!

Originally posted by Niquie
Remember when you got so pissed in politics that you left and I came running after you?

And I knew you....like for two minutes?

You big baby....you know I love you...warts and all.

I have C.R.S. Was that the time that JD called me a traitor?

Te amo tambien, mi'ja. SNARF.

[Deusrexmachina]

Originally posted by meredith
Buona notte, ragazzo!

Grazie Meredith!
Ma... dove hai imparato l'italiano? Anzi, di dove sei? Sempre che tu voglia dirlo, ovvio!

Originally posted by Deusrexmachina

Grazie Meredith!
Ma... dove hai imparato l'italiano? Anzi, di dove sei? Sempre che tu voglia dirlo, ovvio!

Ciao, Rex. Espero que me entiendes en "Espaliano", per que io no parlo Italiano. Io sono de gli Stati Uniti.

Rex: "Sempre che tu voglia dirlo, ovvio!"

Mere: No te entiendo. Repitelo en inglese, per favore.


I took an Italian class, but it only met once a week, I kept confusing it with Spanish, and I was very preoccupied by other things going on, so I really cannot form sentences or have a conversation in Italian. Lo siento,

[Deusrexmachina]

Ciao Meredith!

"Sempre che tu voglia dirlo, ovvio!" means "Always if you wanna say if, obvious!" I didn't want you to feel pushed in saying where you're from, so...

Er... why did you do italian course? Just curious!

If you don't mind, instead of 'always' going off-topic, mind if we'd e-mail? The choice is yours: my e-mail's address is available.

Bye! SNARF!

Originally posted by Deusrexmachina
Ciao Meredith!

"Sempre che tu voglia dirlo, ovvio!" means "Always if you wanna say if, obvious!" I didn't want you to feel pushed in saying where you're from, so...

Er... why did you do italian course? Just curious!

If you don't mind, instead of 'always' going off-topic, mind if we'd e-mail? The choice is yours: my e-mail's address is available.

Bye! SNARF!

Phew. I'm glad you understood my "Spanalian" okay. I thought I was going to Italy, that's why I took it.


Cook me something, per favore.

[Deusrexmachina]

Originally posted by meredith

Phew. I'm glad you understood my "Spanalian" okay. I thought I was going to Italy, that's why I took it.


Cook me something, per favore.

When are you coming?! You'll bet I'll cook ya some dishes!!

Uhm... to be honest, I'm kinda tired to cook right now! Sorry! Plus I had a fast and big lunch (something like four tuna sandwiches -indeed, sometimes I eat fish! - with salad and mayo!) Not to be demoralizing or whatever, but with this humidity it's terrible to stay in the kitchen to cook! *sigh*

Originally posted by Deusrexmachina

When are you coming?! You'll bet I'll cook ya some dishes!!

Uhm... to be honest, I'm kinda tired to cook right now! Sorry! Plus I had a fast and big lunch (something like four tuna sandwiches -indeed, sometimes I eat fish! - with salad and mayo!) Not to be demoralizing or whatever, but with this humidity it's terrible to stay in the kitchen to cook! *sigh*

...I don't think I am going to Italy. I am eating fish right now, too, actually. I'm not a real vegetarian at the moment. I need to be on a high-protein diet right now. Are you in Northern Italy? I remember how humid it was up there when I visited. I was soaking wet! Well, do you like artichokes? I can make one for you later. The ones here are HUGE! Take care, and get some rest.

Originally posted by meredith
cook ya some dishes!!
Well, do you like artichokes? I can make one for you later. The ones here are HUGE!

Who you calling huge?
I've been working out at a gym to get my green figure in shape durnit.

Originally posted by artichoke

Who you calling huge?
I've been working out at a gym to get my green figure in shape durnit.

Arti, it's okay to be big and succulent. I like my artichokes big and fat. Please don't go to the gym. That means I'll have less artichoke meat to eat!