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Old 2nd June 2000, 02:00
werul werul is offline
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Is it not intresting how we have a thing called the official informations act and privacy act in New Zealand and yet when there is information on record and is being used in a court case that you know is wrong the departments dont want to know about it.
The department I use for an excample is Child Youth And Family In Lower Hutt Wellington.
This department is at this moment using information in a custody court case which is totaly wrong and the people concerned have tried to get it corrected and the department does not want to know and to make matters worst its got a judge eating out of its hands and a child counsel.
Our Politions are totaly gutless to do anything about departments like this the reason is they are scared to rock the boat so to speak.
You can write till your blue in the face and get nowhere fast because the people running the departments dont want to look bad.
The information use to date can be proven wrong but it is never stated in the law court.
So any oppinion that is given on this subject in relation to government departments gone mad would be welcomed
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Old 14th June 2000, 06:06
imported_neo imported_neo is offline
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Reminds me of the following article(S)

: http://www.infomagic.net/liberty/vs000611.htm

Interesting and amusing article BP.

Sounds like something Noah went through a couple of years ago here in New Zealand.....

And the Lord spoke to Noah and said, "In one year, I am going to make it rain and cover the whole earth with water until all flesh is destroyed. But I want you to save the righteous people and two of every kind of living thing on the earth. Therefore, I am commanding you to build an "Ark."

In a flash of lightning, God delivered the specifications for an Ark. In fear and trembling, Noah took the plans and agreed to build the Ark. "Remember," said the Lord, "You must complete the Ark and bring everything aboard in one year."

Exactly one year later, fierce storm clouds covered the earth and all the seas of the earth went into a tumult. The Lord saw that Noah was sitting in his front yard weeping. "Noah," he shouted, "Where is the Ark?" "Lord, please forgive me!" cried Noah. "I did my best, but there were big problems. First, I had to get a Resource Consent for construction and your plans did not meet the codes. I had to hire an engineering firm and redraw the plans and get an engineers report from the Council. Then I got into a fight with New Zealand Fire Service over whether or not the Ark needed a sprinkler system and smoke alarms, and the Ministry of Health over the provision of smoking or non smoking areas. Then the Residents Association objected, claiming I was violating SAM zoning ordinances by building an Ark in my front yard that was a recreational watercraft and therefore a threat to existing homes.

Then I had problems getting enough wood for the Ark, because of the ban on native logging on the West Coast. They tried to get me to use Fijian Jara but I couldn't get the necessary dispensation from Customs & Excise to import timber from a Pacific Island nation that wasn't party to the international working party on the life cycle of native timbers. I finally convinced DOC (Dept of Conservation) that I needed the wood to indirectly save the kakapo (native NZ bird) from extinction which seemed to get a bit of a reaction, however, the Royal Forest and Bird Society objected and won't let me catch any Kakapo. No kakapo. No wood.

Under the new Employment Relations Act, the carpenters formed a union and went out on strike. I had to negotiate a settlement under the provisions of good faith bargaining before anyone would pick up a saw or a hammer.

OSH (Organisation for Safety and Health) arrived and now I have to produce a Hazard Management and Safety procedure before they start work and ACC/IRD are insisting we pre-pay our annual premiums on the basis we may not be returning. So now I have 16 carpenters on the Ark, but no kakapo and no wood.

When news got out that I was rounding up other animals, MAF (Ministry of Agriculture and Fisheries) arrived and insisted I build quarantine facilities to hold them in for the 6 months before sailing. They also wanted blood samples to prove no genetic engineering practices were involved.

The next thing I know, the Regional Council is knocking on my door. They want an Enviromental Impact Report on the proposed flood: the area it would cover, the amount of water in cubic metres, impact on local micro-ecosystems, velocity and force of water, cost to manufacturing and production and local transport, areas for possible relocation and resettlement. I tried telling them they were missing the point entirely.

Right now, I am trying to resolve a complaint filed with the Equal Opportunities Commission and the Race Relations Office that our selection criteria does not fairly reflect the age, gender, religious and race diversity of Earth.

Finally WINZ has waded in. They have seized my assets for alleged non payment of child support. It seems a local baseball coach is claiming I knocked her up last year at the tapu lifting ceremony for the relocation of the New Plymouth cemetery. Mrs Noah is beside herself. She's enrolled herself in the Women in Leadership Seminar and has applied to the Waitangi Tribunal for her share of Tainui's coroporate box at Ericsson stadium and is leaving me.

I really don't think I can finish the Ark for another five or six years," Noah wailed.

The sky began to clear, the sun began to shine and the seas began to calm. A rainbow arched across the sky. Noah looked up hopefully. "You mean you are not going to destroy the earth, Lord?"

"No," said the Lord sadly. "I don't have to. The goooovernment already has."

neo

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