Damn! The British are coming!!!!

[imported_Tenshi]

f**k iraq! the british have decided to invade new zealand! our warshps will surround the coast and shoot anybody who tries to intervene into oblivion. what chance do the new zealanders have against one of the world's most powerful countries? none whatsoever. we are coming to colonise it once more. the british empire will rise again and everybody knows it will.

[netchicken]

... in your dreams...

England only has its history, remember the great exploits of portugal and spain? nah, neither do I.... the same will happen with england, it will be swallowed up into the eec to be a small smelly island with old castles and bad beer. ... with people who are terrible at sport but make some decent movies (based on their mythical history)...

[imported_Tenshi]

**** beer? maybe you haven't tried it. as for the empire, we still own 30% of the usa, though most british and americans don't know that. the british government actually runs the american government. and we're not terrible at sport. we did reach the q-finals of the world cup, only to be beaten by the favourites and eventual winners brazil. our rugby union team is ranked number one in the world after beating the springboks, the wallabies and the all blacks.

and we are a smelly island because we have a population of 60 million. it's bound to get a little smelly! new zealand has only 3 million and has more sheep than people.