What we have here is----

[Lovie]

ah noticed Old Reb says he bathes fust then th' kids git t'bathe. ah unnerstan' th' no'mal o'der is: th' man fust, then th' olda boyz, then th' Mammy an' gals. Last of all th' baby got a bath. Thet is whar th' expresshun, "Dont throw th' baby out wif th' bath water!!" come fum. Thet water was so't of thick an' murky by thet time on account o' baths were so't of a semi-annual thin' bak in th' ole dayz.

LL

[oldreb2]

You got it lovely,

I don't know how many babies we threw out with the bath cuz we can't count and don't know how many babies we had before bath time.

old reb

[imported_Spunky]

Spunkster formally invites y'all over for a big ole' bowl of grits and some pigs feet, cornbread and chitlins.... EWWWWW! I am grossing out my own self ! (Except for the grits one) LOL

[vorosilov]

This is hilarius thread.

I like toilettes outside of the house. They were windy, cold in wintertime,but they were great.

How is your toilette Old-Reb?

[oldreb2]

Voro,

I have a flush toilet now but when I was a kid I had an outdoor model. It smelled bad!! You did your business and got out of there. If there was a newspaper there you didn't take time to read it you just wiped with it and flew the coupe. I liked using the woods better. I tried to have a corn cob ready, I could us leaves but you never knew what you were putting up your butt.

old reb

[vorosilov]

Hello Old-Reb,

It was the same in the villages in Hungary twenty-thirty years ago. Now only the poorest have outside toilettes.
I have heared about the corn comb, but I didn't believe it.

We liked and I still like spitting out the sunflower shells. I do only when nobody sees me doing it. I can eat sunflower seeds with amusing speed and spit the shells very far. Do you like sunflower seeds, of course roasted.

[oldreb2]

Hello Voro,

corn cobs are very soft on the butt. But at my age now it may be rough on the piles.

Don't know nothing about flower seeds but I can spit a good watermelon seed.

old reb

[imported_Spunky]

Is it OK if I laff like hell, or will I get in trouble???? LOL

[vorosilov]

Originally posted by Spunky
Is it OK if I laff like hell, or will I get in trouble???? LOL

Laughing is good for you Spunky,

I don't think you would get in to trouble. Are you laughing at the corncob? I heared that it is usefull thing but I didn't belive it until Old-Reb mentioned it.

[oldreb2]

Hello voro,

If you pick the right one it is very soft and fluffy and shaped as if made for the job.

old reb

[Observer58]

Originally posted by Spunky
Is it OK if I laff like hell, or will I get in trouble???? LOL

Greetings Spunky,
Go ahead and laff. I am.

Fragrances of the worst kind. Whew!!!!

Voro,
Your cresent moon building had excellent ventalation for you to consider them great. Someone must have made it into a full moon above the door.


have a great one,
John

[Observer58]

Originally posted by vorosilov

Laughing is good for you Spunky,

I don't think you would get in to trouble. Are you laughing at the corncob? I heared that it is usefull thing but I didn't belive it until Old-Reb mentioned it.

CORNfusious say: "Man who go to bed with itchy bottomside wake up with smelly fingers."


Voro,
What Reb failed to mention was that it keeps the fingers from smelling when the corncob is used as a scratcher.


have a great one,
John

[vorosilov]

Originally posted by Observer58

Greetings Spunky,
Go ahead and laff. I am.

Fragrances of the worst kind. Whew!!!!

Voro,
Your cresent moon building had excellent ventalation for you to consider them great. Someone must have made it into a full moon above the door.


have a great one,
John

Hello John,

Let me give you some wisdom regarding this matter.
When you have the "need", it is any place is a great place where you can seat down.

[vorosilov]

Originally posted by oldreb2
Hello voro,

If you pick the right one it is very soft and fluffy and shaped as if made for the job.

old reb

Good thing that those days are gone,

We could select the corncobs all day long. Could you buy them back then Old-Reb?

[Observer58]

Hello John,

Let me give you some wisdom regarding this matter.
When you have the "need", it is any place is a great place where you can seat down.
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The Throne Room of a King (or Queen)

Greetings Voro,
That is true. All you can do when matters like the "need" come around is hope that there isn't a fullhouse waiting to beat your butt. (A little gambling talk.) But the plumbing of these days allows one to perform a Royal Flush.


have a great one,
John