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26th July 2002, 02:57
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What we have here is a rebellion from Russia.dot com and we don't want no blue coats telling us what to do here.
old reb The Bonnie Blue Flag We are a band of brothers, and native to the soil, Fighting for the property we gained by honest toil; And when our rights were threatened, the cry rose near and far: Hurrah for the Bonnie Blue Flag that bears a single star! Chorus: Hurrah! Hurrah! for Southern rights, Hurrah! Hurrah for the Bonnie Blue Flag That bears a single star! As long as the Union was faithful to her trust, Like friends and like brothers, kind were we and just; But now when Northern treachery attempts our rights to mar, We hoist on high the Bonnie Blue Flag that bears a single star. (Chorus) First, gallant South Carolina nobly made the stand; Then came Alabama, who took her by the hand; Next, quickly Mississippi, Georgia, and Florida -- All raised on high the Bonnie Blue Flag that bears a single star. (Chorus) Ye, men of valor, gather round the banner of the right; Texas and fair Louisiana join us in the fight. Davis, our loved president, and Stephens, statesman are; Now rally round the Bonnie Blue Flag that bears a single star. (Chorus) And here's to brave Virginia! The Old Dominion State, With the young Confederacy at length has linked her fate; Impelled by her example, now other States prepare To hoist on high the Bonnie Blue Flag, That bears a single star! (Chorus)
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#2
26th July 2002, 03:05
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Reb....
You are KILLIN me! I am laffin toooo hard! OOPS! Is it ok if I put in intentionally misspelled slang words? I forgot to ask permission.. sorry....(Hangs head in shame)
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#4
26th July 2002, 03:31
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Ya.... I cant hewp it if I cant tawk "high falutin". I stay mostly busy scrubbing the ole outhouse and pumping water from the well. It is rough, toting in all that water, just to take a bath in the old iron tub. My po' kids wear rags... I dont know what to do with myself! (wrings hands in horror)..
  
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#5
26th July 2002, 03:42
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It amazies me how expressive women are. I watch women talk and they use such descriptive words and facial expressions also the hands.
You do all that with the key board. That is why they call women the great communicators. When I bathes my younginns I takes the first bath and the little ked gets to bath last. I bathes on the back porch cas people is always lookin at us when we do it on the front pourch. old reb
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#6
26th July 2002, 03:55
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Maybe if we start sharing bath water with each of our families, we will have enough money to buy an extra candle! THem gosh dang candles are hard to come by in this trailertrash area, yaknow, we dont have no electricity way down here in the south... We tooooo stoooopid...
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#7
26th July 2002, 05:29
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Spunky,
How many cars has you got jacked up in you front yard? How fer can u spit? I likes a girl that can spit. I likes girls that what is good looking and so stooopd that they believe anything I says. old reb
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26th July 2002, 05:58
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The Hour Is Late
Old reb,
I am on the phone now with the Spunkster and she says good night to you as she has already left the board and is going to bed. And looking at the time, I am going to bed too. Good night everyone. Pleasant dreams reb. Say hi to your better half.  have a great one, John
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#9
26th July 2002, 06:16
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LOL I didn't you all (y'all) had such a good sense of humour about being from the South! We up here can't bathe on the porch cause of those pesky polar bears
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#10
26th July 2002, 14:55
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southern life
Hello Jutka,
We were just making jokes about how people preceive Southerners. It was true during the first half of the 20th centry and it was because of poverty. Now we live just like the yankees. We have electricty and hot and cold running water. I remember when well water was our only water and electricity was called lights because that is all it was used for. I miss that well water it was soo good. Now days people don't think of water as tasting good but it did when it was well water. old reb
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#11
26th July 2002, 18:09
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It's understandable that life was like that a long time ago. I kind of like old style country life. I have a cousin in Hungary who lived in a village. They had running water and electricity, but it still felt nice and rustic, with the shepperds in their traditional style dress working in the field, and the ducks reigning relatively free.
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#12
27th July 2002, 02:16
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I'll neva forget when I was knee-high to a grasshopper, Uncle Rufus and Aunt Fannie Mae came up north here to Alabamy from down south in the loosianny bayou with a gunny sack choc full of wallamellon seeds, and we sat outside our rolly house with the wheels on it, and we had the greatest time spittin them seeds at the dawgs. Now that my front toof is missin, I bet I could just about outspit anone! Poor Uncle Rufus, though. He came to visit me and my chilluns last year, and he went out back to the outhouse to do a lil readin in that thar Sears catylog, and we neva seen him no mo'. Now we all feelin real guilty ever time we go out back to use the facilities. He is down in that dark place somewhar...
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#14
27th July 2002, 06:37
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The Doctor is in
Only in the deep South, somewhere near Redneckville Redneck Medical Terms Barium - What you do when somebody dies Urine - Opposite of "you're out" Cauterize - Made eye contact with her Ova - Finished; done with Dilate - To live longer than expected Enema - Opposite of a friend Node - Was aware of White count - Number of caucasians Hernia -Pertaining to a female's knee Fibrillate - To tell a small lie D&C - Where Washington is Bunion - Paul's last name Rectum - Dang near killed him! Paradox - Two medics Coronary - Domesticated yellow songbird Constipation - Endangered feces Penis - Someone who plays the piano Humerus - To tell us what we want to hear Intestine - Currently taking an exam Outpatient - Patient who has fainted Genital - Non-Jew Sacrum - Holy Pap Smear - To slander your father Pelvis - Elvis' evil twin Seizure - Roman Emperor Lab Work - When the Secret Service cleaned up after Buddie Cat Scan - When the Secret Service looked for Socks y'all have a great one, ya hear John
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#15
27th July 2002, 07:32
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John!
I warned you bout being such a nawwwwwty boy! Dont make me go to gigglin'..
Heres a wallamellon seed forya! LOL[Edited by Spunky on 27th July 2002 at 11:31]
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