Just For Fun.....

[Patricia]

At last a blonde male joke ...

there were two blonde guys
working for the city. One would dig a hole, the other would follow behind
him and fill the hole in. They worked furiously all day without rest, one
guy digging the hole, the other guy filling it in again. An onlooker
finally asked, "I appreciate the effort you are putting into your work, but
what's the story? You dig a hole and your partner follows behind and fills
it up again."
The hole digger wiped his brow and sighed, "well, normally we are a
three-man team, but the guy who plants the trees is sick today."

[Babzzii]

I like that one, it's about time we heard one about blond guys
we blonde women always seem to be the butt of jokes !!

[Shevchenko]

Most of the blonde jokes were recycled Essex-girl jokes (for those wh didn't know Essex - blondes maybe)
As a blonde-haired bloke I'm flattered to have jokes about us.
I'd better do a joke:
Q. How many homosexuals does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Why change it!?? Why can't you just accept it for what it is??

[Patricia]

Shevchenko I'm glad you weren't offended...Its just a bit of fun...

Click the link below its not so funny!


Very Sad

Poor Guy...

[mykfin]

Is this true.

Men are like carpets. Lay them well the first time and you can walk over them for the rest of your life.

[mykfin]

Doggy joke.

A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the wild west.
He slides up to the bar and announces:"Im looking for the man who shot my paw"!

[Shevchenko]

I must be horrible, Patricia, I thought that link was funny

An Armadillo walks into a bar and asks, "Scuse mate, has my brother been here today?"
and the barman says "Dunno, what's he look like?"

Sorry.

[Shevchenko]

Originally posted by mykfin
Is this true.

Men are like carpets. Lay them well the first time and you can walk over them for the rest of your life.

Women are like credit cards - you have much more fun with someone else's than you do with your own.

[Patricia]

A general store owner hires a young female clerk who likes to wear very short skirts and thong panties. One day a young man enters the store, glances at the clerk and glances at the loaves of bread behind the counter. Noticing the length of her skirt (or general lack thereof) and the location of the raisin bread, he has a brilliant idea. " I'd like some raisin bread please," the man says. The clerk nods and climbs up a ladder to reach the raisin bread, which is located on the very top shelf. The young man standing almost directly beneath her is provided with an excellent view, just as he surmised he would be. Once she descends the ladder he muses that he really should get 2 loaves as he's having company for dinner. As the clerk retrieves the 2nd loaf of bread, one of the other male customers notices what's going on. Thinking quickly, he requests his own loaf of raisin bread so he can continue to enjoy the view.

With each trip up the ladder the young lady seems to catch the eye of another male customer. Pretty soon each person is asking for raisin bread, just to see the clerk climb up and down. After many trips she's tired, irritated, and thinking that she is really going to have to try this bread for herself. Finally, once again atop the ladder, she stops and fumes, glaring at the men standing below. She notices an elderly man standing amongst the crowd staring up at her. Thinking to save herself a trip, she yells, "Is yours raisin, too?"

No, " croaks the old man.... " but it's startin' to twitch."

[kathyv]

Q. What 3 animals does a woman like best?





















A. A Jaguar in the garage, a mink in the closet and a Jacka** to pay for it all!

[Patricia]

Two newlyweds walked up to the hotel clerk and asked for a room.
"Bridal?" Asked the clerk.
The new bride blushed and said: "No thanks, I'll hold on to his shoulders until I get the hang of it."...