Jokes-Mr.Bean

[Rajkumar]

COLOR TV
Mr.Bean is buying a TV. Do you have color TVs?

Sure.

Give me a green one, please.
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LONG FLIGHT

Mr.Bean calls British Airways. How long does it take to fly to London?

Just a sec, comes an answer.Thank you. says the Mr.Bean and hangs up!
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Drunken Driving

Mr.Bean was brought to court on charges of Drunken Driving. Just before the
trial there was a commotion in the gallery. The judge pounded the gravel
on his table and shouted, Order, order.

Mr.Bean immediately responded, Thank you, your honour, I'll have a scotch
and soda.

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Mr.Bean went to an eye specialist to get his eyes tested and asked, Doctor,
will I be able to read after wearing glasses?
Yes, of course, said the doctor, why not!
Oh! How nice it would be , said Mr.Bean with joy, I have been illiterate for
so long.

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Mr.Bean and the donkey

Having lost his donkey Mr.Bean, got down to his knees and started
thanking God. A passerby saw him and asked, "Your donkey is missing;
what are you thanking God for ?"

Mr.Bean replied "I am thanking Him for seeing to it that I wasn't riding
the donkey at that time, otherwise I would have been missing too."

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Mr.Bean and Binocular

While travelling Mr.Bean was carrying a binocular with him.
But he never seemed to use it while looking outside the window.
A co-passenger who was travelling with him asked why he was carrying
binoculars.

Mr.Bean simply said ...
"I am on my way to see a distant relative."

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One day Mr.Bean's neighbor visits him and sees Mr.Bean crying.
The neighbour: What had happened?
Mr.Bean: My mother died yesterday.
The neighbor made him some coffee and settled him down a little and then left. The next day the same neighbor
went back over to the house and found Mr.Bean crying again.
The neighbour: Why are you crying today Mr.Bean?
Mr.Bean: I just got off of the phone with my brother, his mother died too.

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TRAIN TO Paris

Mr.Bean and John are in a railwaystation. John
asks the clerk: Can I take this train to Paris?

No, answers the Railway man.

Can I? asks Mr.Bean.

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Mr.Bean's Parents
Mr.Bean and Mr.Texas were always boasting of their
parents achievements to each other.
Mr.Texas : 'Have you ever heard of the Suez Canal?'
Mr.Bean : 'Yes, I have'
Mr.Texas : 'Well, my father dug it.'
Mr.Bean : 'That's nothing, have you ever heard of Dead
sea?'
Mr.Texas : 'Yes, I have.'
Mr.Bean: 'Well, my father killed it.'