One letter sentences..

[Marmaduke]

responsive rugs, readily relax right round rather rugged receptacles

[-Lonely-]

Stillborn snotfaced Stan seeks satanic slutty spanking, silly sexgames soothes Stans sore scrotum. Such sinister spectacle strains Stans stump.

Stan strokes Stans sparringpartner, Sam's stinky sturdy subway-sized stick stunningly, suddenly stuffing Sam's sinus simultaneously.

Trudy Tadpole's tabby-cats take-up titillating tasks trotting to Twickenham tantalising through Tessa's torn ticker. Too tremendous to think thank to their tiny
toddlers tickling to the top tabby.

U.

Utterly underground, uncouth uncles under unique upper
university umpires undo ugly, untidy, unruly, UCLA umphs.

[PaulMc]

Veni, vidi, vici
(Wally, you ought to have been first in with that one!!!)

[tandir]

Who will win, we wonder?

[darkone67]

My misery, melancholy monotony.

PaulMc!! I know I ought to be the first in with that one
Veni, vidi, vici. But it was so long time ago as many people
around remind me of. Since then my country hasn't been able to win any wars. They sustain we lost all of them. It's not true, of course. We won in the World War 1 against Austria.
As for the second, when it comes to the second world war,
the fascists lost. Not all Italians as we had many
partisans who killed a lot of fascists and bloody Nazis. It's important to remember that the leader of fascists, Benito Mussolini was caught and executed by Italians. And that's a great and big difference with Germany and Austria. Countries
which never gave any extradition for the many Nazi criminals
who committed any kinds of crimes against harmless Italian civilians. And it's not fair to sustain that those people after losing their lives thanks to the disgusting German and Austian criminals are also insulted in saying that Italy also lost any wars after Julius Caesar. At least we were able to dominate England without committing crimes.
We founded and built several towns and cities such as Londinium,Chester, all the cities ending by chester (castrum ), many roads still follow the ancient roads.
In the history of England we played a great role, second only to the Anglo-Saxons, probably. England, the country that gave origin to English language. England the country that dominated many other countries but not Italy. If anything, Italy dominated England. So PaulMc, you see on your own that the people who always undervalue Italy are
so.....Envious ! And Pathetic !! Sorry for hijacking the post from the one letter sentence but certain folks have
it coming...I think they need and deserve my words.
No problems with you anyway, Paul. Liverpool will always be in my heart. The Beatles will never walk alone, crossing Abbey Road and Penny Lane by Strawberry Fields forever.
And, of course, my words are not meant against any person who appreciates my country. You're all welcome.

PS ( by the way PS stands for post scriptum, it's Latin! ).

.......Came, captured, conquered, created. Cheers !!



[Edited by wally-the-walrus on 9th November 2003 at 13:32]

[bosse_s]

Fat Freddy fingered Fiona´s forehead

[PaulMc]

Wally!
I'll argue with you on the History thread!!
THis is a "Headmaster's Office" job!!!

G.

Grace Goose gained great grace grasping Gropie Gander
genuinely gunned generously .

H.


Hilarious Haunchback humped highly hiding
hefty hose herein Hot Honey Hillary heaving
housewife's heart helpfully. Hailing, hoovering,
hitting her hind hilariously.

Hjärtliga hälsningar !

[DruidSmith]

I

Illusion? Impediment? Instead icy Ingrid ignited iconoclastic ideology, in intellectually intuitive immersion. Impudents impeached.

J.

Jocous Jenny, Jolly Jack, Jingling jeeps,
joking jesters, jotting jargon. July joins
June's joy.

Jealous janitors, jammed jeeps, jeering Johnses'
jumbling jaundice, jobbing jinxes. Jerkers join
junebugs.

Jag jagar jordegubbar.

[DruidSmith]

Hear Hector happily hollering hearty HO-HOs. Happy Holidays!