One letter sentences..

[-Lonely-]

Check this s**t out, I'm such a genius.

I'm gonna start a sentence by using only 'A'-words, and it has to make sense. Then you do the same with 'B'-words. Then C, D, etc. You get the picture. Here goes.
Angry Aaron Awkwardly Analyzed Antonio's Anus...

[thule]

Bill Beat Butch Because Butch Bared Brad's Butt.

[bosse_s]

Clinton´s cXm covered cXck collapsed

[little-redhead]

Dave dangled diamonds down Debbie's denim dress...

Earl erroneously eschewed Evans erotic enticements.

[paka]

****ing ferrets finally find friends for fake fantasy.

...and whatever you do, please don't make any sort of psychoanalasys over that

[little-redhead]

...Happy Harry Had Horrible Hands...

[Mayweed]

Ingenious Imps Inevitably Impaled Infertile Idlers.

[thule]

Jolly Jen Jokingly Jerked Jack's Johnson.

[Mayweed]

Originally posted by Niquie
He had horrible, horrendous halitosis

Hmm... A->B->C->D->E->F->G->H->I->J->H??

[Mayweed]

Originally posted by Niquie
Alarm! Alarm! Alphabet abductor aboard!!!!

(Okay, who took the "I"?)

*ponder*
Shouldn't the real question be who stole all the letters of the alphabet from k->g?

[Karro]

Kinky Karro Kindas Kisssing kooky knob knockout knock-over....kidding

[Mayweed]

Martins midwife moodily mended mongrels' mittens.

Oh, only optimists offer operative observations?

[bosse_s]

Quando, quando, quando, quando! (As sung by Murph and the Magic Tones at the the Holiday Inn (The Armada Room)